stunningdiana: Heads-up for the Field Research Team. Any scout found to be calling themselves or their peers members of "The Big Dork Energy Defense Team" (or "BDEDT") will have their cafeteria card suspended and be required to complete 2 weeks of HR compliance training.
gorp: guys im scared
gamerTag: ooooh discipline
rumtumtugger: ok heard we'll be sure to refer to ourselves by our official name, the FRT, from now on. thanks for the note bosslady!
gorp: hope the FRT police don't show up
gamerTag: everyone i need to FRT should i leave chat
stunningdiana: Jesus Christ guys I get it. Fine. As you were.
hey just following up re: that weird shit we found under the carpet yesterday.
dr. black and i have been running some tests on it and it appears to react when we place it next to those microscopic creatures we found nearby, but more advanced (and expensive (sorry)) equipment are needed to be sure what their relationship actually is. based on the prelim evidence, though, i'd say we're looking at an organism and its invasive food source.
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